I’ve only been here a few months, one of the first things my coworkers told me was that it hails here, frequently. It’s usually not bad enough to damage much, but every once in a while all the cars left outside get totaled from hail damage.

“Hello, yes, I just witness a lovely couple being stoller-jacked by a grown black man in diapers and a bib. They were pushing him down the sidewalk. He was babbling, drooling and yelling like he was on drugs. The couple were obviously trying to keep their composure as they were smiling and talking to him cheerfully. I…

I often see white parents with obviously adopted black children, I’d call the police but they’d probably arrest the kids.

Yesterday, yes it did. Traffic was slightly worse than usual, took me 5-10 extra minutes to get home.

I am chuckling at this story.

It’s a fantastic trick the airlines have pulled to make passengers mad at each other over the fact that there isn’t enough room to sit comfortably in their seats.

When you buy a ticket to sit in an airplane seat that reclines, you have bought the privilege to recline. If you want people to stop reclining, don’t call the people who recline monsters, call the airlines that simultaneously give you very little space and the ability to recline monsters.

My God. Give these White women back their opiods. Hell, put it in their lattes and brewed teas. They are cutting the eff up without it.

Whine-1-1, what’s your emergency?

Basketball fans always talked about getting ‘posterized’ as the most embarrassing thing in sports. Steaming into a check thinking ‘I’m going to crush this guy’ and getting knocked on your ass is way more embarrassing.

The only thing harder than trying to knock him down? Trying to spell his last name.

Yes, because nobody should ever be allowed to idle their car, for any reason.

I love no longer needing to turn the key to start my car. Fight me.

Name him.

As long as it passed emissions, I could do this to a brand new car in every state I’ve lived in (Michigan, Nevada, Ohio, Georgia, for the record).

RE “

I didn’t write that. It definitely broke down, he blew up the motor in the 80MPH initial record. That’s why it has an RS4 motor.