Please let him die on Christmas Day.

Looking forward to each subsequent re-release modifying this scene, until it’s expanded to the point where it warrants its own full movie.

There are good cartographers on both sides.

The Poles, and I speak as one, are among many other nations trying to dissociate themselves from their past. Map issues aside, both things can be true and were ... there were Poles murdered and abused and there were those who took part in it, including on official levels. This argument remains valid for the Germans as…

They’re saying Boo-urns.

And then there’s also this bit of heartwarming goodness:

The “Veterans for Impeachment” signs behind home plate at the top of the fifth was also a nice touch.

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Thanks! My targeted Facebook ads will be a mess for weeks but it’s worth it :).

The yearly roundup of awful costumes never ceases to amaze and depress. Thanks!

Isn’t he too short to be a Universe Warrior?

Why are they riding horses?!

On top of it all it was Carrie Fisher’s birthday today.

I would have given the trailer 100% but for that part. It looked cheesy as fuck. 

Why are they riding horses?!

Probably Jar-Jar Binks’s, right?

Wonder whose throne this is? 

Meh. You’re going from one side of the globe to another. That’s a journey that’s going to take time, no matter how you slice it.

The first time I clanked my mug of tea against the helmet’s (nonfunctioning) microphone