I never get guys who are like, “Why do I have to say Happy Mother’s Day to her? She’s my wife, not my mother.” Hey asshole, she gave birth to your kids. Buy her a fucking card. These guys exist, and Trump is their king.

And here’s Obama’s tweet:

He can’t even manage warmth in a Mother’s Day message. And not a single word about the mother of his youngest child — because of course he was fucking porn stars and Playmates right after she gave birth. And it’s also worth saying: A bigger man also would find it in his heart to be gracious about the mothers (ahem,…

He’s prepping his followers for war. Wait for “patriotism” to be throw around next.

his goto uplifting Mother’s day thought is:

Mom’s build great arsenals?!?

In a statement, Beck called the incident “not only disrespectful” to the office of police chief

Uh, is it just me or does she bare a disturbing strong resemblance to his step mother?

I don’t care if it’s true, I love you for suggesting it, because now I’m going to fall asleep imagining that. Especially Barack and Michelle falling onto each other on a couch somewhere, in a giggle fit, while pausing the Netflix and setting their wine down in a safe place while Facetiming with Hillary and Bill doing…

Do you think all the POTUSES AND FLOTUSES put Melania up to this awkward and completely ill-considered campaign at Barbara’s funeral? Are they all giggling wildly in their respective DC and TX and CT homes, FaceTiming and WhatsUping, “PSYCH!” at each other this afternoon??

they just steal...everything...they aren’t even trying to hide it.

Right. It’s like, we’re all trying not to make any of the easy “Melania w/ Eastern European accent b/c of course Trump’s current trophy-wife is from former Iron-curtain state” joke but come the fuck on “Be Best” wtf is that and how was it not caught when first floated.

I really, really thought that the headline was a dig at Melania for English being her second language. And I was going to say that was cheap. BUT “BE BEST” REALLY IS THE SLOGAN? I’m done. wtf.

Melania gonna Melania

This was, yes, precisely my point. Why would we wish to emulate the most fascist of regimes in any matter?

So threatened, and yet, so confident.

There’s no creature on this earth that feels more threatened than a middle-aged, middle-class, rural, white dude.

You shouldn’t apologize for the violent imagery - it is for us Hondurans a daily reality. I’m exhausted of having to sanitize the very real violence that is happening to Honduras in order to not make Americans defensive about the US government’s role in enabling not one, but two coups (first the 2009 coup, and later…

The galling hypocrisy of the bigots in charge of ICE/DHS/DOJ continues to make me want to scream. They claim that they want to prosecute families and tear apart children’s lives as a way to protect families and children; because by reducing the demand for smuggling, they will reduce the danger to those families caused…

We should truly be extending the Geneva Conventions to include those who are fleeing atrocities in their home countries and allot all rights and privileges thereto. To further traumatise children whose psyches have already been shattered by unremitting hostilities is a crime upon which history shall not look kindly.

I’ve come to believe that this administration views anyone going to an official border crossing without a visa, as trying to illegally enter the country. Even if they are applying for refugee or asylum status.