It’s so comforting to know it only takes 100 assaults for this to become a priority.

But anger is only an objective intellectual assessment when men experience it. When a woman is angry she is hysterical and emotional. A man slamming his fist is strong, a woman slamming her fist is emotional.

It always amazes me how men who spout this sort of tripe tend to be deeply angry souls. It is as though (in their arbitrary configurations) ‘anger’ is not an emotion but an objective, intellectual assessment. And society has supported this viewpoint, notably when the male in question is white: our dashing military…

Conservatives in October 2016: It’s just locker room talk!
Conservatives in April 2018: This lady comedian is so vulgar!

People keep claiming that Wolf makes fun of Sarah Slanders’ physical appearance, and I’m still trying to figure out where she does that. The smoky eyes and Aunt Lydia jokes were so fucking obviously about the lies and the bullshit.

I’m just talkin’ ‘bout Shaft!

I can’t dig it.

So he spoke about himself in the third person?! That is simultaneously creepy and not at all surprising.

I feel like I’m watching a close friend of mine MAKE IT BIG

What a bunch of bullshit. Abortion is not the same as slavery or the holocaust. Every day, it’s new and dizzying level of asshattery.

Not that there was any question at this point, but the fact that the president hasn’t said anything about the Waffle House shooting and James Shaw, shows me he’s a racist.

I know this is super serious and horrible, but their ridiculous attempt to be deep and imperious with a Latin motto makes me laugh because it’s total gibberish. “Obsequious” is an English word (“obsequium” and “obsequiosus” are the Latin words) and “sororium” is “gender neutral thing about sister(s).” So among the…

I was in an a cappella group in college that met these wackos. They staged an “a cappella festival” in order to recruit young impressionable college kids with means into this crazy cult. Our group was the only one who did our research and looked these people up while we were there. One of the nights of the “festival”,…

Nope not even a tiny little bit. The judge in his custody case said he thought he at best had been inappropriate. The DA declined to press criminal charges to spare the child as he freely said. They believed he did it. In what world is declining to press charges to spare a victimized child the burden of a trial being…

“Former prosecutor and current maniac Rudy Giuliani has announced that he will be joining the president’s embattled legal team.”

Ah yes. That is why parents and caregivers always have a few disposable diapers tucked into the waistband of their pants or under their hats.

It infuriates me how the old Republican dudes in the Senate know nothing about babies/motherhood while at the same time obsess over restricting abortion rights, the availability of birth control, affordable healthcare for babies, etc. From an article about passing the law to allow Duckworth’s baby on the floor:

That last picture of her is so frickin’ awesome. She looks so thrilled to be back and having her baby with her. And if that’s not a look of sheer exhausted joy I don’t know what is!

“But what if there are 10 babies on the floor of the Senate?”

“If things are okay for me then surely they must be okay for everyone because this is a great country and we live in a just world.”