It would have been too easy.

How great would it be if the first letter of each paragraph spelled out F-U-C-K-Y-O-U?

I want to live in a world where Peggy Whitson is the biggest celebrity in America, which she deserves to be.

The best thing you can do at times like these is take care of yourself, so you can continue keeping up the good fight. Work so you can afford to give money, have dinner with friends so you can talk about your feelings, sleep in on Saturdays so you’ll be well-rested to keep on being an advocate.

Some days I’m just not sure how to continue living life while all this is going on. It feels irresponsible to go to work, have dinner with friends, sleep in on Saturdays. Is this what it was like to live in Germany in the 30s? I give money and I give time, but I feel like an asshole for keeping up any semblance of…

When shit hits the fan and he finally falls, I hope it’s just so deeply humiliating, so totally devastating to his ego and his psyche, that he never recovers. I don’t want us to hate him, I want us to forget him. I want us to erase him. That would be the best and most fitting punishment for inflicting himself on the…

Did anybody actually watch the video of that insane clusterfuck in the Oval Office? The one where some chanting preacher was dramatically invoking Jesus’ name and thanking God for Trump and Pence and for giving the President the wisdom to call for a national day of prayer, and a woman appeared to be weeping,…

This is so transparent it’s not even funny. Here are the reasons they (Trump) are reconsidering Tubman’s addition:

That blonde woman on the couch on Fox - has she always been the female host on that show

Her soul is as ugly as her face. Or her face is as ugly as her soul. What was ugly first: her soul or her face? Meh - look at her genetic pool. She never had a chance.

If Trump has as much money as he says he does him donating a million dollars is like me donating $1.50

Two points:

Rachel Maddow beat Hannity in ratings this month, after the two have been neck-and-neck most of the spring and summer. They can add this vile tart or any other novelty feature or stunt to the program they wish, but this is the longer term trend that scares FOX. He’s losing because people actually prefer plain old…

Holy fuck does Trump look stupid. I mean just look at that un-thinking face. Those beady, unfocused eyes. You could hold the paper up to his left ear and read it through his right.

This is particularly egregious because she removed a FUNCTIONAL PART OF THE SHOE.

Not to mention that weird ass crayon dress she likes to wear.

I think the people reading this website have already figured out Ivanka is just a dumb ineffectual bitch who benefits off of her racist, sexist, asshole father by pretending to be above it all. Let her burn. I want to see her lose everything and I want to see her little plastic surgery nose and cheekbones fall…