No good can come of this. I have said this before, but I will keep saying it for as long as I have to. Militaries need enemies to justify their existence. When you militarize the police, the police will look for enemies. They aren’t going out to fight other police forces, so citizens become the enemy.

#kudrowvibes

I’m so glad everyone is safe but this shouldn’t have happened in the first place. The young, old and sick should’ve been evacuated right away.

He looks like one of those MRAs who likes to call women “fat” and feels he deserves a tall, thin, blonde no matter how little effort he puts into his own looks.

The human pedobear.

This is a man who always is prepared for whatever emergency is at hand.... with the exception of fashion emergencies.

May I present, this map:

What he’s missing is that it doesn’t have to be Wonder Woman OR Sarah Connor— we can have BOTH. They’re completely different women, because there isn’t just one type of woman, and the idea that we can only have one archetype of feminist icon is fucking stupid.

Maybe one day after he’s tamed he can do a tap dance with Kelly in tux n’ tails to Puttin’ on the Ritz.

At this point, I’d legit settle for this (very good) dog as president.

It’s like a new governess hired to manage a particularly unruly child, and using every trick in her bag to make him behave.

They should have included “Shove this poll up your fucking asses you immoral shitheads” as an option.

“Please explain why you selected your response”

i feel like ben wyatt with lil sebastian when it comes to fiona.

It’s a survival skill. I’m not sure we’re at a place yet where it’d be safe to unlearn it.

This made me tear up. I know I’m going to have to buy this book despite the fact that I will cry all the entire way through it.

I hate that this is what misogyny, and especially misogynoir, has done to me. I don’t know if I can ever unlearn it.

“Maybe I have overlearned the lesson of staying calm, biting my tongue, digging my fingernails into a clenched fist, smiling all the while, determined to present a composed face to the world.”