Yo no hago la droga, yo soy la droga — Salvador Dalí

Sometimes I am overwhelmed with the absurdity. A bunch of parasites evolve from the ocean and subsist on this blue and green space-floating sphere. As though the destruction of the (planetary) host were not enough, we then decide to turn on each other. For no reason at all. We create random borders which we label as…

Personally, I think we should decriminalize all drugs, and treat addicts as patients rather than criminals.

It’s used as an excuse to imprison black and brown and poor people to extract cheap labor from them. It’s not about public safety and never was.

It is 2017, we must stop litigating marijuana. The rank hypocrisy of a culture in which we are inundated with positive and affirming messages about alcohol and demonize every thing else is pure folly. Don’t like gay marriage? Don’t marry someone of the same gender. Don’t like marijuana? Don’t consume it. Problem…

It’s Trump. He was aiming for autocracy but fails at it just like he has at every damn thing in his life, resulting in chaos.

Kinda OT (sorry), plain Cap’n Crunch makes great chicken breading!

I am mortified and offended that Cinnamon Toast crunch is not on this list. Do better guys, just do better

*looks at lucky charm treat* Sorry, pancreas. You’re gonna have to take one for the team.

CBP has always asserted the authority to carry out border searches of electronics. But under the last few months of Obama, they asserted the power to demand that foreign travelers turn over passwords of all social media as well, plus email, so that they can read things not even stored locally on your device. Trump…

Boom goes Florida’s economy.

New York City is also projecting that there will be 300,000 fewer tourists. Because people are hearing stories of CBP treating people like shit and deciding that it’s just not worth the risks. And the idea of forcing people to hand over passwords is terrifying for the business crowd, so business travel should be down…

There’s so much ignorance about the very good resources avaliable that show teachers how to teach these things well, ignorance about the importance of history and the difficulty in teaching empathy.

Whatever happened to those thingamajigs? A collection of pages with words on them? What are they called? Oh yeah. Books!!!

Maddow says treat him like a silent movie. Focus less on what he says, and more on what he’s doing.

I think there will be lots of awkward silences.

The president’s asinine tweets are the perfect cover as they are both sensational and largely inconsequential.

Getting rid of EPA, getting rid of Department of Education, tweet something that the media will latch onto and no one will notice, it’s the best possible idea in our kept up kardashian world. he can set in motion whatever he wants and mitigate the backlash by doing something dumb.

I do wonder what (if any) percentage of his behavior is just intended to distract from the more substantial improprieties taking place. I hate the idea of normalizing sexism and racism (and lots of other terrible things) for the office of the president, but maybe ignoring some of the a-hole flares he sends out would…

I love the fact that Melania Trump is holding a luncheon today to mark the importance of International Women’s Day.