The proposed cuts to the Coast Guard (if I’m correctly remembering what I read) are $1.7 billion!!! That’s a LOT of money to lose for a stupid f’ing wall and a militarized Border Patrol.

Here’s some fire:

Trump couldn’t identify 90% of the countries in the world on a blank map.

The grey-trolls are SO mad, y’all. It’s like next-level mansplaining. lol Go die in a fire.

This has been lighting up my Twitter feed for several days now, and the Congressional reaction from both sides of the aisle is not surprising - nobody outside the White House thinks the Coast Guard cuts are a good idea.

Trump couldn’t find Kenya on a map unless he had help.

He does not, he knows they just provided cover for the Muslim to sneak into the glorious United States of America, set-up a sham marriage and unlawfully occupy the White House.

Obama was born there, so Donald thinks it’s in Kenya....

Trump will say Hawaii is not real USA. Go Hawaii!!!

Go to sleep!

I think an argument could be made that the fact that Trump exists means God doesn’t.

God doesn’t exists, next question.

This. Yes.

It’s the Welfare Queen thing all over again, really. If a system is not 100% perfect in using taxpayer money and there are non-virtuous individuals using government programs, the programs themselves are clearly not worth it and should be scrapped. I mean, who cares if a program is 99% successful; if that 1% is wasting …

I am about to start a very costly medical process. I am so glad that I will have no bill if I “invest the cost of my iPhone”

The last medical statement I got was for $500 for one procedure. As long as I don’t need any other medical care for the next two years, his analogy totally works.

You can’t unplug my ventilator I never bought an iPhone!

rather than getting that new iPhone that they just love and they want to go spend hundreds of dollars on, maybe they should invest it in their own healthcare.

I know. They have overplayed their hand with Mr. Khan. He is a ivy league educated citizen of 30 years and a Gold Star member. His federal case will be a huge FUCK YOU to TrumPutin and President Bannon. It is shows a abuse of power ( and we all know it does), it can open more boxes.

Gold Star father Khizr Khan, a vocal Trump critic, was reportedly told that his traveling privileges are “under review.” [Politico]