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Having little experience of the Expanded Universe except having read the Thrawn Trilogy, I'd be happy if they just made those into movies and called it a day—but I suppose the fact that the events of those novels were set a mere five years after Jedi makes it too much of a stretch to have the now old-as-shit members

The Dodgers were wise; Sabathia gets shelled almost every time he pitches on the West Coast. When he was still with the Indians it was almost a given that he'd go at most four innings and give up at least five runs every time the Tribe showed up in Oakland.

This analogy would work better if George Costanza had also been an ignorant racist and not merely someone who declined to disabuse his employer of the notion that he was handicapped.

Whoa, how are you so sure that none of the other NBA owners is racist?

If Stepien had moved the Cavaliers to another city in the early 1980s he could have saved me a lot of disappointment and misery. I secretly rejoiced when Art Modell picked up the Browns and headed to Baltimore; unfortunately some idiot decided to resurrect a franchise that should have been allowed to remain dead

I like how he says all this crap about racism whilst making race-based generalizations.

I know it's different in terms of intent but I when I see this I can't help but think of Rudy Tomjanovich running headlong into Kermit Washington's fist.

If nothing else he should be stripped of his franchise for not knowing that Elgin Baylor played basketball.

I have no faith in those people, period.

Eh, good point; hadn't considered that.

I like how you corrected Memphis to Charlotte without even acknowledging your error.

LeBron may not be financially compensated for playing for Team USA, but he is more than adequately compensated with free promotion and free ballwashings from nitwits saying that he does it "for the love of the game."

No shit, "Cleveland is not Akron." You don't have to "know Ohio" to know that Cleveland is not fucking Akron. You know what else it isn't? Madrid. It isn't Tokyo either. It isn't even Cincinnati. It's Cleveland. You said, "it's on the other side of the state." Cleveland and Akron are in adjacent counties barely an

You should probably consult a map before the next time you try to school someone in Ohio geography.

If by, "on the other side of the state," you mean, "in an adjacent county," then...

It's hard to tell through all the typos, but he has a point. The article talks of "Miami's 98-85 win over Memphis;" the only problem is that Miami won 98-85 over Charlotte. It would have been no mean feat if they had beaten Memphis in the first round of the playoffs considering they aren't even in the same conference.

"Into the stratosphere" is right. Ginobili nearly came out of his shoes.

Either that or he's trying to get a jump on grooming his future slaves.

Sheesh, who are these people? Maybe I'm just oblivious but if I know any militant shoplifters they are keeping that shit to themselves.

I'm sure at least a few of them would probably throw up a #lolkarma hashtag and pretend it didn't bother them whilst internally seething with impotent rage at the grave injustice committed against them.