So an intern forgot to change something in a form-tweet. He took it down less than a minute later. Jesus Christ. You guys are absurd. They didn't put a fork in an outlet for fuck sake. What? Do you think Jimmy Haslam controls the Cleveland Browns twitter account? "Here come the bumbling browns *trumpet noise*" is such…

I think this is great for the Browns. The fanbase, and the whole city really, should be fired up.

As a Browns fan, I am (hopelessly, endlessly, ridiculously) optimistic that this is going to be great.

(Setting aside later-round pieces, the Browns essentially turned Trent Richardson into Johnny Manziel.)

I'm not even a Browns fan and that makes me want to cry

As a lifelong Browns fan, I'm not even sure if I want them do better, If only for the jokes on Deadspin.

Are we sure those are Browns fans, and not just the actual guys?

Damnit, I like your humour!

But pink fiberglass is basically exactly the same thing as asbestos, the only reason it isn't banned is because it introduced after we adopted new handling safety techniques.

I LOVE this logic- our ancestors millions of ears ago didn't wear shoes to run so why should we? Shoes aren't natural!!! Yeah, neither are eye glasses, we should be more natural and give those up.

There was a brief period of time where I fixated (I have OCD) on getting a pair of these.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK every single dipshit who dismissed the word of podiatrists and physical therapists the world over, preached the benefits of these things like they weren't the victims of a successful marketing scam and thought they'd just somehow stumbled onto the…

Good.

"The all-digital future will always protect your purchases."

Perhaps you could show me where I mentioned any gender. You're the one that subconsciously turned it into a homoerotic fantasy. How many pairs of Five Fingers do you own? I hope you get your money back, douchebag.

I have no reason to hate these shoes or the people wearing them; but I really hate these shoes and anyone who wears them.

Except, you know, rinsing your dishes and utensils off before putting them in the dishwasher...

These Hangover sequels are getting more and more preposterous.

Um, relevant???

Yeah, I've never owned a pair of dress shoes in my life that cost more than $100, but I've somehow been remarkably successful in job interviews. Honestly, if you're interviewing with a man, I would bet good money that he never even looks at your shoes. So I'll stick to my $40 Payless dress shoes. I honestly have no…