I’m pretty sure this whole endeavor is a way for the Chinese owners to launder their money out of China.

What about this white guy named Snow?

Ah, yes, poorly marked roads covered in 6” of clear see-through snow.

It’s a rejected Gran Turismo concept car

But there’s no way Manziel can deliver a bomb.

So did they deliver on the “What if” PR?

Makes sense. If I was on the Cleveland Browns, I would also go around in disguise.

Manziel ate dinner, gambled, and partied wearing a blonde wig, mustache, glasses, and hoodie, going by the name “Billy.”

I’m in LA but not a fan of the NFL (bless you, Chris Thompson). Is it correct to assume the league won’t allow all three teams to relocate? And if that is correct, what happens to the odd team(s) out? Do they return to the cities they don’t want to be in to play in front of fans who, I assume, would hate them? Because…

The Raiders front office is still looking for their box of Crayons.

So, what you're saying is the Colts lined up like they were going to fire Pagano, then inexplicably shifted over to the right and gave him an extension?

This could really work. If Grigson is told to stay in his lane from now on and the coaching staff starts acting like they can coach on Sundays. And the players stop with the turnovers and penalties and dropped balls and missed tackles and fake punts. And the o line, d line, qb play, receivers and secondary get much,…

So the cheerleaders, who are also professional athletes, are supposed to make ends meet via ... what, exactly? Fucking the team and hopefully getting a few bills shoved their way in return? How nice and open-minded of these conservative fucksticks to show their support for prostitution.

how exactly does one sustainably source rocks?... do they plant new ones?

Dallas fans should be embarrassed by the wave.

Also, great call on the You may also like options.

“Fine, Chip. We’ll make sure it’s a White Christmas.”

Makes sense. If you are gonna drop a Brown, might as well be Craps.

No, I just don’t like having to vacuum and mop all the time. Taking off your shoes at the door helps immensely.