WOAH slow down the Keith. You seem a little upset there. Could it be that you went to a racing blog BEFORE you watched a race (rookie move there champ), or the fact that your name is Keith?

I'd you don't want to know the results, don't fucking go on a site where the results are posted. How stupid are you? You can live without Jalopnik if you don't want to see who won. Stop complaining.

Stay off of the internet then. People aren’t going to not talk about something just because you haven’t got a clue what’s going on.

I heard you like Lambos...

Makes perfect sense. Why else would anyone wanna take the dude anyway. He sucks. Not that I care. He can suck whatever he wants to just as long as he doesn’t do it to me. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. He just sucks. And no one cares. And he wasn’t good. I don’t care about him or anything. He just didn’t…

Your wife? Lol. Sorry, couldn't resist.

“After a night of drinking and drugs, I wanted some Timmy’s. Being out of sorts, I knew that it would be irresponsible to drive my car, so I took the bus.”

(To be fair, Southerners holding an unhealthy dedication to peculiar southern institutions centered around exploiting the unpaid physical labor of young black men have been calling Knoxville residents traitors to said institutions since 1861)

Fuck this guy!

I have seen Favre’s penis.

‘Nothing in the rule book specifically allows me to rule against that.’

wow a woman being passive aggressive, way to live up to the sterotypes.

That’s called not being an asshole.

Bell P-39 Airacobra. Engine behind the pilot, driving a tractor propeller via a really long shaft.

Brass-plated hot rodding at its best. Cable brakes, torque that would tear most cars apart, not even a nod toward safety. That these beasts exist makes up for so many beige Camrys.

I would buy that book

crankshaft decided it didnt want to live anymore.

I will think of this very time I go into the dispensary, ask for some sativa and hand them my debit card.

Bonus for you! Best stew ever.