Its actually surprisingly accurate.

Well, we know it’s not beer.

I’ve seen this before...

I won’t watch porn unless I know the actress is getting her face plastered with only the best certified organic, pasture-raised, non-GMO, gluten-free semen.

What kind of sicko pays for porn?

As of right now, that tablet is the best player the Niners have

That’s how Browns fans watch their games

I mean whatever you gotta do to get the feeling of being drunk during a game..

Browns: Sadness Or Death

It was announced that both Manziel and the Surface tablet would enter the concussion protocol, with the tablet probable to return.

No, you cannot hit the playbook directly into your head.

That's not how candy crush works.

It isn’t January yet, so expecting a Bengals win.

Which is who we are really fighting every day.

One of my all-time favorite John McCain rants against congressional pork was, paraphrase: “Lockheed Martin won’t rest until there is a C-130 in every schoolyard in America.”

Hey Woe-mun! Come get yourself a real man! Mr. T, Rocky 3.

My mom took my brother (11 years old) and myself (15) to a Saturday matinee of First Blood Part 2. The theater was pretty much empty except for two middle aged dudes wearing army jackets who cheered & yelled about “the gooks” every time Rambo killed a Vietnamese guy. I think we went to Godfather’s Pizza afterwards for…

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