How much does Samsung pay for a position like yours?

Apple stock always plummets on announcement day and shoots up on earnings day when there are record earnings from record sales.

Did you just watch “The Devil Wears Prada”?

I don’t get it, but I have to admit that I love nothing more than petty baseball beef over “unwritten rules.” It’s so fucking stupid, and I just love to watch grown-ass men lose their goddamn minds over whether someone’s bunt challenges their manhood or whether a stolen base when you’re up (or down! Baseball’s weird…

“Just shows me what they got over there.”

That’s nothing, the Giants hold a AAA outfield meeting every game.

100%. White power has made a concentrated effort to infiltrate LEAs.

“We had a lot of patriots show up for the anti-Sharia law protest. Great showing. Lotta warriors. Lotta guys ready to fight and bleed for freedom,” Chapman said following another protest in May

It’s actually a peninsula.

Not only was her book not a hit, but it was also roundly criticized as being the epitome of using every clueless White Savior tropes in the book.

Go back to your home on Tacky Whore Island.

And then the next day when they delete everything they posted and announce they’re “taking a break from Facebook.”

I know Zuck tries to tell us Facebook/social media is going to change the world, build stronger connections, and make everything better.

I’ll fight you.

You’ve never been more wrong in your life.

No, you’re wrong.

This is the worst take and you should be ashamed.

Ashley makes it look so easy. Then again, when it comes to always finding a Trump tweet that 100% contradicts a present-day Trump tweet, maybe it really is easy.

Don’t forget titties, lots of titties.

Also not a good look: saying shit like “sob like a woman.”