Here's the thing, no you're not. If that were strictly the case this would be being made available for fathers or parents who adopt, none of which undergo any medical treatment.

If you are a grown ass man that can't handle a 12 year old girl without slamming her on her face, maybe being a cop isn't for you. I would hate to see how he would handle someone his size.

It was a choice you made.

For the same reason you are rewarded one for having a kid, to improve your life.

I never said raising a newborn was a sabbatical. I said it would be nice for us non-breeders to get a 20 week sabbatical since we will never get the benefit of parental leave.

Look on the bright side, you let her die and you get 3 whole days of bereavement!!!!!

I wonder when companies will start extending benefits to us non-breeders. It would be nice to get a 20 week sabbatical at least once.

This meme fucks me up.

That's my hair. And having to cut it for work was the saddest day of my life. My new office doesn't give a fuck but growing it back out at this point is a multi-year task that I don't know I am up for; the in-between stage is so awkward and terrible.

You can keep him.

Morning wood pee is usually directed down the tub drain.

Probation not parole.

What a shitty “sport”

Here’s the thing, the fact that $300k/plate dinners are needed to raise money for any part of our policies L process is obscene, downballot candidate or not. This government is suppose to be for the people and by the people, not just those who can afford to buy influence.

I would doubly avoid NJ if I was forced to hear Bon Jovi

That episode was fucking wild.

Same thing has happened to me when I accidentally purchased the anti-perspirant version of the deodorant j normally buy

1-999-Buzzoff

It's a sandwich where instead of bread they roll it in a shitty one eyed tortilla.

What if everyone had 2 guns?