If this bricks the phone I will start believing in whichever god claims responsibility.

Step 1. Open trash can

Anybody that participates in either needs to be wiped off the face of the planet.

Taco Pope is a final 4 sleeper.

Lt. Charlene Sprinkle-Huff is that 12 that beats a 5. Count her in for a trip to the elite 8.

He is the best. I hope NBC can snag him for the Olympics. Imagine him shit talking rhythmic gymnastics.

No need to fret, he wasn't blessed with a lot of dignity. Less than average really

Briante Webber was fun as hell to watch at VCU. Hope he can parlay this into a roster spot beyond the 10 day contract.

Says the woman who will never have to worry about reproductive rights or an abortion....

You know what the always say, “the only way to stop a bad mom with a gun is a good toddler with a gun”.

Please tell me where I can find original jack3d with DMAA? I will pay you good money.

Is there a comprehensive list of the 24 states somewhere? I would love to overlay that with the map.

Premptive FUCK YOU to the “that’s a travel” guy.

I wouldn’t say “shocks”. Everyone I know who is into this shit said Diaz had a great chance of winning because of his BJJ skills and if it went to the mat he had it. Looks like they were right.

Good lord, android emojis looks like pure third rate 1990s trash.

Here is the thing: gold bond is like having a personal air conditioner for your balls. It is a gift to both you and him. You do not want to know the haunts of swamp ass.

Worked for me. In fact it dropped he price to 95 cents.

Worked for me. In fact it dropped he price to 95 cents.

I had no idea Joel Anthony and Kirk Hinrich were both still in the league. I guess you reall do learn something new everyday.

Something tells they won't mind shitting all over everything since it's becoming fairly common practice