You know, if you really like a Nintendo-related fan project, don’t post it on Kotaku, because that’s like a hotline to Nintendo’s lawyers ready to push the shutdown button.

I am not painting *you* as anything. I am also, in my way, as I mentioned up top, “a woman who supports Bernie,” although as a journalist I don’t throw my arms around any politician entirely and never will.

“I want to stress one thing: these guys aren’t motorcyclists, they’re assholes on motorcycles. And there’s absolutely a difference.”

True

Bernie Cons:

How does it take 3 games until the mod community come up with something so perfect?

Well I was just being flippant, but now that I think about it, I expect any human settlement would have to be below the surface of the water to avoid problems with radiation.

Sanders really is showing to be a huge fucking asshole isn’t he? Typical white guy is what I say. Stomping his feet when he doesn’t get his way.

Reality doesn’t seem to matter to a lot of Sanders supporters. Not all, of course, but many.

Dude, I’m fucking done with Sanders. I gave him a ton of money and I wish I could ask for it back. This fundraiser was done specifically to raise money for downballot candidates—the kind of congresspeople Sanders would actually need to fuel his imaginary revolution.

This was really good. Thank you for what I know was a lot of hard work.

With the poor face modeling and reused voice actors, I probably did talk to him at some point and just didn't know it was the same person.

LOLLYS WOULD NEVER SAY THIS!

Wow, amazed at how many here are giving you shit for your very spot on comment. I suppose you were a tad crude in wording but.....completely on point.

Yeah and what kind of homo drinks wine! Learn to drink a shot of wisky and a beer. But, I disagree with the other guy. This isnt about being an alpha male. This girl will cheat on on whom ever comes her way. I bet she cheats on “C” guy with D, E, F, G.....ETC. Learn to move on! Plus, you’ll probably see this girl…

It’s a perfectly valid comment.

We are animals and there is a biology component to who we date, and there is nothing less attractive to a woman than a dickless guy who is the sexual equivalent of the safety school you applied to in high school.

She’s having sex with Harvard, while Mr. University of Arizona-Tucson just…

I, b-but, but, but what if it was actually a sarcastic comment and we just didn’t notice and are taking it seriously when he meant the exact opposite!

I’m not sure the word “dating” does this human clusterfuck justice.

#ImWithHer

One thing I thought was fascinating was how slow everything got when our first kid was born. Time slowed to a crawl. Every minute felt like an hour.