DUB TEE MAFIYA!

Goofy af.

This all day. And I see Chrono Trigger. My brain is just fucked by this game.

<3. Because the waiter is on the frontline of corporate purchasing. What a douche Adrian is.

You know why I believe you? Because the whole game is underwhelming so this is just maintaining that theme.

Bye Leafy! Fuck you!

Phantasma-fucking-goria. I’m so there.

Me too girl

NO HE DOES NOT HOW DARE YOU! “Kemal Pamuk” makes me orgasm with a gaze.

Oh come join the #thirst brigade! I swear I feel like they could put Jonah Hill up there and there’d be chicks all over that like #glazemydonut hot stuff!!!! #HOTHOTHOT and I’m like gag.

Thank you for this. How #thirsty are we bitches if we can’t even properly evaluate.

Counterpoint: no.

Also: “Hulk Hogan can’t clean this can out quick enough! What a circle jerk.” Enjoy shilling for chicks that give you blowjobs, Kotaku. Enjoy the new future that awaits you. #GamerGate

Lol whatever dickless. You act like the crowd influences my opinions on life? Just because a bunch of beta males want justification for their misery doesn’t mean I’m wrong. #SorryNotSorry #MeThinksURaTwat #MeThinksYouCouldntSatisfyThisShit41Minute

God it looks like they’re both tubby gingers. Graham cracker loving!

I’m sure he’d let you know that was his girlfriend within 30 seconds of meeting him. You know how they do when they finally catch one.

I was just waiting for the John Cena comparison we are apt to get with his articles. “Barack Obama opened a new school today. And as I was typing up this post, a guy on the subway was like ‘woah, bro, are you John Cena?’”

Panties on the flo. Awesome stuff.

I’m with you, buddy. This is too white trash even for me.

Never underestimate the Dub T Mafi-ya!