Or Zara.

Or $120 at most at Zara. Zara had this last season and it went on sale for $60. Of course, it wasn’t made out of dead skin and bleached pubic hair like the authentic one above, but it was markedly cheaper and gave the same effect for cosplay (if that’s your thing).

Elon Musk is a fuck widget compared to Howard Hughes.

No, it’s not even close. Your understanding of Maoism is facile at best if you think participating in global capitalism was the means with which he hoped to achieve these ends. Additionally, China’s military technology is woefully dated. Few aircraft carriers. But they do tout their new “carrier destroyer” missile…

There’s so much elegance in that name I’m shocked LVMH hasn’t made his parents an offer.

How lame is it to call yourself Lord anything let alone to call yourself that in a country that actually has said Lords?

China today is not even close to what Mao envisioned. The “great leap forward” was about industrial and military might, not manufacturing iPhones and bullshit Mario knockoffs. Mao would purge these people from society so quickly your head would spin.

I <3 you too honey.

AKA if this ho ain’t jealous he ain’t for me!

Different strokes but we all know we pick our mates based on the convergence of our closest girlfriends’ preferences and/or likes.

The viral metrics don’t pan out. This plan was scuttled by the Taylor Swift oversight board.

His body ruins it for me but then again I like meat.

Eh he’s a fancy version of a scraggly dock worker.

Basically being an entitled white girl? “But me?!?!!?”

Someone prettier.

She’s fake as shit. To hell with her.

Humans of New York, the Thug Kitchen of general appropriation.

My favorite line: “You always were a quiet one.”

Ah yes the classic video game nerd comment. It’s like the stereotype that all potheads are losers or that every psychedelic experience is like dropping acid. No, it’s not.

Not that I like Taylor Swift or anything but Katie Perry looks like she’s packing heat. Nothing wrong with that. But just something I think of every time I see her.