Funny thing is, the people from this era and likely in these pictures ARE the ones who care now lol

Lol great use of pull quote

Also... $45k+ for a light duty truck?

Lol let us know when mom demonstrates how handjobs and blowjobs are different

Whew lad! What a comeback!

Uhhh she asked jesus for forgiveness duh

But that doesn’t fix the “YOUR BODY IS TERRIBLE AND YOU’RE BAD AT SEX” vibes you get from each of them.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:

During Colbert’s show on election night, he gave a pretty good monologue about this problem. Government is supposed to be boring, uneventful. As a people we have a duty to be informed, but we shouldn’t have to pay such close attention that we feel exhausted by it. It’s not the way government is supposed to work.

/thread

I have never once said those two words together as my silent protest.

“vaguely” “i’m thinking he’s doing x”

Yeah i’d rather go home on time than eat out, just me

“protecting my body...by abstaining from sex”

Yeah but when you’re campaigning as the anti-politician who “makes deals and gets stuff done” you’re going to get called out on it.

Yeah but when you’re campaigning as the anti-politician who “makes deals and gets stuff done” you’re going to get called out on it.

When you’re campaigning to be the anti-politician, capable of keeping promises (believe me) then you’re held responsible for that.

Have you been in the car with your wife? What a nightmare.

I’d trust beta software to drive better than the entire city of Seattle, frankly.

Commencement is dumb. Especially at a large University. I didn’t go because why would you? It’s not personalized, they don’t care that you were ever there.