Because he upsets liberals and that’s all modern conservatives care about.

Seattleite here. Our roads are so terrible I feel like I need to trade my Harley in for a dual sport just so my ass can survive a 20 minute ride.

Patience or stupidity?

What does being tortured have to do with having a spine as a politician?

Ouch.

Fuck John McCain. Zero spine when it counts. Maverick my ass.

No one has ever explained to me why I should give a fuck about Israel. They’re the darling of the right, but I could give a fuck.

Shhh we’re busy being offended

The Gawker (RIP) hate-boner for Uber outlived Gawker itself.

Lol wtf is this shit

Idk man, I think my desire to fuck other women is drowned entirely out by my desire not to be a jealous wreck over who my wife would fuck. Not worth it.

T-Rekt

Also “none of any kind, nadda, zilch! Well except for a couple but NOTHING.”

Haven’t seen a pic of her in a while

What are these poor people thinking. Jump ship!!

So the players get to make the rules now?

Don’t sleep with republicans anymore. No one, men, women... don’t do it. Under any circumstances.

It was actually the white females....

Dude.

Dude please don’t give Trump ideas like that