Test your man to make sure he’s “daddy ready” by peeing on him at 2 am!

Hey man, if a future dad can't handle a little urine, then he's prob not ready to have a kid. At least you'll know that right? I don't currently have any kids, but I hear there are a lot of urine filled diapers.

Yeah Pregnancy tests are gross. I’m gonna skip the middle man and just fill a decorative mason jar with my pee to give my husband.

So do people ACTUALLY wrap it positive pregnancy tests in boxes and give them as gifts ? Or is that just something like they do on TV shows or celebrities pretend to do?

“water doesn’t dangle” the shudder-laugh that just came out of me was indescribable.

Water doesn’t dangle and most North American comic artists can’t draw for shit.

What this doesn't make you feel celebrated? I'm shocked. SHOCKED.

Indeed.

I’m so glad Miranda is blazing a trail for thin, beautiful white women with good genes to pose suggestively on fashion magazine covers. Wow.

Prince Ali
Dangerous is he
Ali Ababa.
He must be
A terrorist
Definitely!

Here’s the thing.

the guy that wears a black wool trench coat in 90 degree weather and insists he’s a motivational speaker.

This is the saddest, darkest comedy I've seen in a while. I mean that sincerely. This is so fucking absurd, but melancholy.

I just...can people stop molesting/raping/murdering/being inappropriate with children? PLEASE? If there’s one category of evil people can just stop doing...

RIGHT. The hair, the sweater. He looks like the kid casted as “Bully #2” in an afterschool special.

Not going to say I’m accepting of a 15 year old and a 12 year old, but I’m not going to say that’s unusual either and outright worthy in an of itself for admonishment... Teenagers and hormones. A concoction of stupid decisions.

I mean, yeah he is an asshole and deserves to be punished, but it’s kind of hard to look past the fact that he is 15 while the co-conspirators are 22 and 27 years old. Are we really supposed to believe that he is the “prime mover”?

No. No amount of porn, video games, tv or fame will make you think you should solicit sex from a 12 year old.

Fucking piece shit, asshole rat-bastard, cocksucker.

oooooooooh “boobies and titties” !?!?! wow! I only get to see one or the other. He’s real dope.