I treated myself to some fancy rose champagne. It’s deliciously dry and almost painfully bubbly, I love it. I’m marathoning Jane the Virgin, mixed in with some Fallout breaks. My husband is at work all weekend, and I won’t see him till Monday, so I can watch Jane without him rolling his eyes at all the drama!

I thought the same thing; if he merely told her about his crimes, that information is privileged. If she saw him do this (or actively contributed, vomit) there’s no such thing.

....so Breaking Bad was about a lesbian love triangle involving Francis Bavier, Kendall Jenner, and Esther Rolle?

Now that I know he knows the real name of one of those, I’m guessing that he named it that way to make it palatable to his voter base. He problem imagines himself as making it simple “for the gringos,” because he claimed he was hispanic on the census just because his wife is Mexican. I can just imagine him on his…

Natural food stores with bulk sections sometimes have *great* salt options - my favorite - chunky applewood smoked salt.

Ahhh, so PR is trying to market the less flavorful but much larger avocado as the “Skinny Bitch” brand. Heh. I prefer the original Florida name for them “Alligator Pears” or “Alligator Eggs”.

I will eat avocados any way they are prepared.

but a tad of lightly roasted garlic is ok, yes?

I’m assuming the lime is the secret squirrel, because otherwise this is a terrible recipe.

I was reading the list screeching “what about the lime, asshole?!”

I agree. I also don’t care if anyone agrees, but I hate onion in guac. I find it repulsive.

His one Hispanic friend is his wife.

Interesting! To me there’s something just perfect about how an avocado has both creaminess and chew.

I have less confidence in Jeb’s presidential abilities now and I’d not have thought that possible.

I was just going to say a guac recipe with no lime is bullshit. And gross. And gonna be brown real quick.

You don’t put lemon in guac anyway unless you don’t have lime. Not having any acid is a huge mistake though; it’s absolutely necessary to cut the heaviness of the avocado.

As a first generation American of Mancunian lineage, the photos are a visual representation of the song of my people - an alcohol-fueled, slurry, out-of-tune song.

If drinking was football, Scotland would be Spain. And Spain would be Scotland.

That’s unfair. I’m sure Saint helped.

It’s not just me, is it, this is objectively horrible on every level. I think Kanye’s losing his mind - slowly, but ever so surely.