Until i see an art major take Differential Equations, Cal 1-3 and theory and stats plus linear algebra like all the other STEM subjects do. Art doesn’t belong in STEM, just like any “soft science.” I can’t wait to see what happens if/when Japan goes through what they are pushing. I know we (USA) would never go for…

His pecs are triangles. I don’t really have a joke about that, just an observation.

Doesn’t do anything for me. Will definitely concede that he’s got a great body, but I don’t wanna touch it.

Also would do, and when his songs first hit, I thought for like, two months that his name was “Jay Sahnderulo,” because I had only ever heard him sing it.

You meant swiftly swipe left.

HARD PASS. Hardest and swiftest of such, please and thank you.

He squicks me. He giveth the “Ew,” in a big-like way.

In sincerely do not. I find there’s something a little greasy and slimy about him.

Plus who wants to hear a guy call out his own name in bed?

Buthisface.

I mean... He isn't that good looking though.

To be fair, that cat was a real sicko, and everyone knows that a cat will do anything up to and including ruining your life if you forget to give him wet food one day. A cat will literally plant evidence and make you go to jail forever to prove the point that the cat deserves wet food every night.

0% appealing.

I agree with your conclusion here, but I'm curious as to why you think GI Joes and male underwear models are a more unrealistic expectation than Barbies and female underwear models.

I love that he goes on to say he has more respect for women than ‘women who are support public nudity' (???) after literally just saying if he saw a woman's nip area he's gonna assault that shit.

But what about the men???? The answer is that nobody here cares. Sorry bro.

If you don’t like them, I’d suggest you write and complain, or start a blog critiquing covers, or otherwise let magazines know that you don’t subscribe now but might if they change their content.

I see you came here for serious news. I hear there are many fine websites that offer such services.

I kind of want to commission some etsy artist to make her a whole set (necklace, earrings, bracelet, TIARA) made out of those little plastic fetus thingies and send it to her.