in my experience, the period indicates the sender is not so much “less sincere” as “more old”

OR they are over the age of 35 and just can’t let a sentence go without proper punctuation because they weren’t raised that way. Cher excepted because she has the soul of a teenager I suppose.

She was the original Samantha.

I might send some Benefit eye cream to Barry.

No, Donald, you pinheaded fuckwad, ISIS is what they prefer to be called. Why would you acknowledge their aspirations to create and govern a legitimate Islamic state in the region?

Absent from the speech: “we will cut all financial and commercial links to Saudi Arabia.”

I mean, the teenager is being bratty but the mother’s reaction of thinking it’s a good idea to not give her daughter Christmas presents because of it is at least ten times brattier (without even taking into account that she is a grown-ass woman who should know better), so . . . we know where the daughter’s learning…

I agree - this post is way over the top. Barring some dysfunctional family backstory, the adult child owes the parents polite behavior (returning calls, being nice) just as much as the parents owe the adult child polite behavior. Unless the adult child wants to break away from her parents entirely - including…

47 people, Chipotle serves about a million a day, plus locations are all over the map.

I have implants. There were some complications but I’m happy with my choice. I’m sorry that we live in a culture where women are constantly messaged that our value as people is reflected in our appearance, but they were tiny and deflated and I feel better about my body now that I have them. I can make thoughtful…

Anyone who says spot reduction is a myth is a damned liar, because working out shrinks the girls to almost nothing before any other body part drops a single ounce.

I have a cousin who is a marine. He’s a ridiculous bigot and threatened me in a very nasty way for suggesting that gay people deserve respect.

I can imagine. My love would disappear instantly. I'm not a believer in unconditional love.

Never have I ever... thought I’d issue a statement that seems to defend, of all people, George Zimmerman, but here I go.

“She’ll sleep with anyone”

i really don’t condone violence

Do they also pull guns out of waistbands and start to point them at officers who have their guns drawn in Toledo?

Ugh I know. I dont need your prayers I need about tree fiddy.

I hate when people say they’ll “pray for you.” I think it’s so rude, especially if unsolicited. But if anyone needs prayers, it’s this lady.

Pray Daily for the women who abort, their children, and the providers.