So when other people die after they fall asleep god doesn’t give a shit? If these two superstitious narcissists were on the top of god’s hit parade he’s as big an asshole as these two are. These kind of medieval magic beliefs are not deserving of respect. Respecting this kind of inconsistent magical nonsense is what…

I’m not mocking her faith. I’m mocking her claiming something divine caused the immutable laws of physics to not work. It’s bullshit willful stupidity.

She’s not making fun of people for their “faith.” She's making fun of people for having incredibly stupid ideas, which is extremely appropriate.

But she can’t say they were asleep and then they wake up when God stops the truck and then in the next breath say the truck went in circles and then stopped. Having faith is one thing but making up crap like this is what people get made fun of for.

Having deflowered more than one person through no planning of my own, I would seriously question anyone who was doing it on purpose. That is some underwhelming sex if you aren’t in it for the long run. I prefer a skilled slut any day of the week.

Yeah. Getting with one super religious ‘no sex’ guy when you’re into sex could be maybe written off as naive ‘maybe it will be ok, I do really like him?”. Doing it twice implies... other things. Like, perhaps that you get off on the idea of getting with a guy who is really against having sex and ‘breaking’ them? Which…

Sounds like she might have a little fetish with de-virginizing young Christian boys.

To be fair, he did try to give her the D, it just got intercepted and taken back for 6.

I get where you’re coming from. I’m a woc with a culture that sometimes get appropriated as well, but even I’m a little afraid of asking a question here, sometimes, because. yeah.

To my knowledge BLM has never shot up anywhere or killed anyone. When I was interviewing for a job for an organization that works with abortion we had to meet at an undisclosed location for safety reasons. I had to sign that I wouldn’t tell anyone where we met. Anti-choice fuck nuts have killed and bombed us. They…

Because consensual BDSM play has nothing to do with actual rape. Many sex-positive feminists engage in BDSM without it conflicting or cancelling out their feminist politics.

Lots of women have rape fantasies. Please remember that kink shaming is not okay, and neither acting in nor viewing videos simulating rape is an endorsement of actual rape.

TAKE IT BACK. I am making balsamic roasted sprouts on Sunday for the big dinner and they shall be glorious.

Okay VonQueso, you are from the area of the country that my family is from. I have a question for you. Did you, as a child, experience broccoli with a plop of mayonnaise on it?

Bourbon does make pretty much everything more delicious. Plus it helps make tiresome family obligations a lot more tolerable.

You’re fucking crazy. Show me a man who makes mirepoix without celery, and I show you a fool.

A 10 year old in my class was bleeding profusely today because he tried to sharpen his finger in his pencil sharpener to “see what would happen”. A 10 year old. With no cognitive problems. So I have zero problems believing that a kid would jam 45 of these stupid things in their hair.

That was my point. I don’t blame them for wanting to fight back. I would fight if someone invaded my country. I do blame those who believe that women are objects and gay people deserve to be tortured and killed.

Honestly? Neither. I feel sympathy for girls like these and for people who feel like ISIS is their only option after bombs destroyed their homes, schools, hospitals etc. People who actually believe in the doctrine? Fuck them. They should suffer the same fates that they inflicted on others.