Every holiday feast my grandmother would make a jelly salad (I think cherry jello with canned pineapple and mandarin oranges) on butter lettuce with mayo on top. My family loves that shit, but I think it is gross as hell. One year I'm going to surprise them with it, but no way will it be a regular dish.

With my shopping “issue” I’d have to go with Saler.

I dunno, that all sounds a bit creepy.

But what happens if they both end up in the Navy together? That would create some awkward moments I’m sure.

I still read it in my 40s. I just started over again. Highly recommended. Stellar writing.

His family announced they would be moving to the middle east so the boy could fulfill his potential. They are offered free tuition, gifts etc.

Skinny dudes deserve love, too!

Fuck him.

That would be a stronger point if it was the US being sued.

He is not “all Muslim people.” He is one person, in one tiny school district, in one tiny police district.

Fuck that. This was the best thing that ever happened to this kid, and he was in no way ‘damaged’ to the point of 15 million dollars.

I am glad and honoured to be able to make people happy by simply making them laugh at something that appears outrageous and ridiculous. Much tragic events have happened all over the world, out of it all only happiness can mend. As an individual I hope I have played a part in brightening your days!

Heck, if you’ve got a nurse in you you’re half way there.

OK, that kicks the shit out of the “fatty fatty two by four” that I got.

My dad used to joke when I had braces that all I needed in addition to those railroad tracks were glasses and then I would never find a husband.

“If you’d just BRUSH your hair more often it would look good!”

Dad when I was 15: “You could stand to lose a few...” I was around 135 then...and I’m 5’7”.

My mom is an incredible woman but suffers from alcoholism. Sometimes she is a very mean drunk and during those times she has said the most cruel things about my appearance- seizing on my insecurities I had shared with her and throwing them back in my face. But the worst was when she sarcastically said my rape was hard…

“You are the fattest person I’ve ever had the misfortune of meeting.” -Mom