Any kind of hell should await her if she's going to do things like this and then invoke the name of God like it means anything to her and like she means anything to him anymore

FUCK THIS WOMAN God knows what happened- yes He does!

Can’t read? Seems her fourth grade education was all she needed to understand how to defraud the government and set up her own little torture chamber. Her executive function skills seem quite high, thank you very much.

How ridiculous is it that weed makes you super horny, but also gives you horrible dry mouth? /shakes head

But if he can’t get a coked up boner, how can you do a line off of it?

Lol no. Ever talked to a dermatologist about the procedure for removing moles? I’ve got one on my neck, up by my ear... in order to have it removed I’d have to have a large chunk of flesh carved out of my neck, leaving a scar bigger and more noticeable than the mole itself, AND I’d get to pay out of pocket for the…

I want to play Ronda Rousey with your face.

why i gotta be all wet AFTER morning sex this morning and then gotta go to work all sloshy. c’mon, girl.

also bitch you’ve obviously never tried to have sex while super high on that tip top chronic no lube no sex no fun in that situation

Gwen and Blake?Noooooooooooooooooooooo!

Wait, really? He couldn’t get into any university? Even Dubya got into Yale.

But he has such a wonderful personality. And by personality, I mostly mean that bulge. That hu-u-u-ge British basket. Hail Britainia!

OK, he’s pretty. But do you really want the child of a man who - despite having arguably the most airtight legacy-admission advantage on Earth - couldn’t get into any University? That boy is the dimmest bulb in the Windsor chandelier.

“We once had an uncle who was a literal Nazi but this baby between consenting adults is the worst disgrace this family has ever seen.”- The Queen, probably.

the only problem with harry’s love child is that it’s not implanted IN ME.

He could be white, part Asian, black, or green for all it matters - he targeted black women because they’re the most vulnerable. I don’t think it has much to do with his race, you know?

I wonder how many people on the jury are women. If there are a lot women on the jury, they might have more sympathy with the victims. I’m not hopeful either, but simply being white doesn’t make someone incapable of siding with rape victims who happen to not be white. Hopefully, the wide age range of the victims will…

Fuck.

Serena Williams has been fighting knee problems and depression since losing the U.S. Open in September

It’s almost as if refusing to protect trans people didn’t stop straight men from going into womens’ restrooms to assault children there.