It somehow feels even more tragic that she was believed by:

Dear Entire Town of Dearborn, Kansas,

People who can’t have caffeine don’t deserve coffee.

Then you can’t have decaf coffee, which still has some caffeine.

Having been in the other [insert here]-free places? My experience suggests the exact opposite is more likely; that almost everyone in line will be an asshole.

If it had been in the shape of an automatic rifle no one would have uttered a word.

Its just a human body part

By why doesn’t that go both ways? If a dude is willing to let go of an amazing relationship b/c he doesn’t want to buy a piece of jewelry and have a party, then he should find someone else too. If that is what marriage is REALLY reduced to, then that should tell you something either way. The men in your friends’ lives…

Condescending much? A ring and a party...

It isn’t just a ring and a party. That’s only the wedding, and not everyone wants much of a wedding anyway.

I know I am a grizzled not quite old lady but every time a friend comes to me bitching about the lack of a proposal and how she can’t stand the idea of still being just his girlfriend, my response is, “If you can leave this relationship over a ring and a party, you should probably go find someone you want to spend…

She’s dead. We don’t have to worry about her.

I see my mom every other year, and she always says, “Did you lose weight? You’re not as fat as I remember.”

Did she mean it to sound horrible?

“You can put on makeup, but you’re still ugly on the inside, and people will always see that.”

1. This is incredibly sad. As someone who has struggled with depression and suicidal thoughts for 2 decades, I understand more deeply than I want to admit what he felt and what he went through, despite being an otherwise loved, talented, and successful person. My thoughts and condolences are with his family and…

“She like to f**k* me, s**k me, s**k then f**k me / I’m the ice cream man, she chunky monkey,

Mean Girls truly is the gift that keeps on giving.

Tyga seems like the type of boyfriend you cringe over once you turn 30.

And better hair! I was so distracted by her horrible dye job.