I thought you were supposed to cook barefoot, and possibly pregnant....

Did we just find the only person in the world who doesn't know the Kardashians?

Saying you “also like their gumbo” about a Mexican restaurant makes me want to die.

What? This is so bullshit. The taqueria down the street from my job had better name me Tacoetta when I go in there for my twice weekly taco-ing tomorrow.

What she really wants is the fucking ancho chili bbq burrito to come back!!!

Laughing extra hard doesn’t even cost extra . . . unless you go to Chipotle!

Sounds like she’s the female version of “The Most Interesting Man in the World”.

Clearly taken from the legend of La Quentessa, a ghost who wanders the earth searching for the children she drowned in mango habanero salsa.

You almost have me at no extra charge for guacamole. But do they have the limey-cilantro-y- garlicky-rice that I love with all my heart and soul?

So, if you like attention whores, you’ll love Qdoba? Chipotle it is, then!

Really hard to find a good, authentic Mexican gumbo these days.

Fresh-mex food. Latina name. Inspired by three white girls.

I think Jamba Juice needs a spokeswoman named Watermelondrea.

The Mexican restaurant’s quintessential flavor is inspired by 3 white women?

One notable difference is guac is NOT extra at Qdoba

You obviously weren’t raised in the South...there's an epidemic of ignorance there. Not everyone, but enough.

NOBODY can be this stupid. I realize this is a bold statement, but these yahoos are clearly deliberately using the wrong name just to be dicks.

kickass makeup game, tho.

It should. I have met some not very nice nannies. If you can afford cameras, do it. Not all of us are mary poppins.

Not to brag, but my ankles are wayyyyyyyyyy smaller than my thighs.