Once again, didn’t read, don’t care. And since you’re so intent on me responding back to you no matter what, that’s the only reply you’ll be getting from me from now on.

Yeesh. I don’t know which would be preferable, weighing 420 lbs or having horrendous gas and diarrhea all the time.

First of all, this woman doesn’t understand her own damn religion, because by their own standards, the Pope is going straight to hell for being and idolater, so.

I met Steven Spielberg once in a deli in Manhattan, so clearly I’m the truest Jew to ever Jew.

The thing that drives me batshit crazy about this whole thing is that Apostolic Christians don’t believe that Catholics are real Christians! Why is she so excited to meet the head of the Catholic Church if she believes Catholics are going to hell?! (Answer: Because she’s an attention whore.)

I want to give fighting polish credit for being pretty close to 100% correct:

I am a true Christian because I took a meeting with the Pope.”

Sometimes I am so exhausted that I can get it when people say they are tired and ready to die. Anyhow i have blood work today. hahaaha Also. tired.

Sometimes, when I’m driving to work, I think that I’d rather have a disabling accident than live through another week of bullshit. Not the same thing? Okay, I have nothing to offer here. Bless it, as we say here.

Also people tell me I look like lady gaga all the time. Maybe IM THE REAL Jonbenet

Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?

Wasn’t there also a theory that Lady Gaga and Amy Winehouse were the same person?

I dig those glasses. That’s all I have to add.

Isn’t it because the Philippines are not in Latin America?

I was totally wondering if he was Hispanic by way of Spanish colonization of the Philippines! Checked his wiki page: “His father was an American of Scotch-Irish and one-quarter Cherokee descent, and his mother, a native of Candelaria, Zambales, is Filipino, with distant Chinese, Hawaiian and Spanish ancestry.”

I respect Hannibal Buress more by the day.

Is there a point where it becomes statistically impossible for a group of people to be lying? (I think most of us needed far less in the way of proof. I’m just curious)

I really can’t believe that our young people have so little self-respect that they’d be willing to just sit there and freely admit they’d gone to a Diamondbacks-Rockies game in September.

Yeah, well baseball is duller than pig shit. What else is there to do?