Because Paul Rudd has chosen not to age and thus does not need a replacement.

The only Swedish Princess that matters.

I’m so done with people.

I’m pregnant, I drink with dinner, eat lunch meat, drink coffee and GASP! Don’t need anyone’s advice, because I have educated myself on the risks. Thank yoooou.

Pronounce it in French! Such a pretty name in French.

I totally agree. It sounds like the teacher’s comments made the kid feel like his name was no good. Getting teases by your classmates is no good, but hearing your teacher tell you your name is stupid/should be changed is worse.

I love Bridget. St. Bridget was boss.

Being broken up with by a guy like that is seriously him doing her a favor. Because fuck that guy.

Marry out of wedlock?

Um, I’m okay with MRAs narrowing their chances of marrying/fucking any women at all. This sounds like risk reduction.

so,

I know you meant “responsive G-spot”, not “responsible”, but I’m imagining a G-spot paying bills and raising prim G-spot children.

Yeah, but you should really learn how to squirt from your ass while being flogged. You simply haven’t lived until you do!

Who’s complaining? I’m not. I don’t see anyone else complaining, either. Sex is interesting, and different people having different experiences of sex is interesting. I like comparing notes with other people to see what’s normal and what’s different.

You’re judging everyone else as “having bad sex” because they’re not having sex the way you think they should want to have sex, and then imparting your pity on them. Whatever you think you’re doing, you’re being nasty.

More like a whole lotta people are judging other people’s perfectly fine sex lives for not being up to Hollywood ideals. And yeah it’s kind of insulting for you to be sad about my sex life (or anyone else's).

Wow. You skipped all the rest of the comments in this thread and jumped straight to the judgment of everyone else’s sex lives. That’s...an interesting way to be nasty.

Not inlcuding foreplay, I generally think the sweet spot is 12 minutes. Not too short that I can’t get off, but 30 minutes is too long. Also, if I come first, I need things to wrap up fast. I’m not alone in that, right? After orgasm, it’s OVER for me.

I only wish for wrapping up while giving head, I'm not good at it and it takes a solid 15-20 minutes.

Eight more minutes of foreplay seems a lot more reasonable than seven more minutes of intercourse.