I’m so old I remember when light bulbs cost less than a dollar each. And helped keep your home warm in the winter! Good times.

I’m so old I remember when light bulbs cost less than a dollar each. And helped keep your home warm in the winter!…

F this Euro “liter” crap. It’s a 427. And those heads look HEMI!

$kay is a lady, big fella.

It has wheel pants. Wheel pants are cool!

>and produce safe, environmentally friendly, long-lasting bridges

Yeah, it’s like the Wild West out here. There are NO restrictions so you can see everything! It is amazing. Sometimes I feel like I should have my own column on Jalopnik just so I can share photos of what I see every time I walk out the front of my apartment block! :-)

I think the only sane answer is old, used, Subaru Forester.

Not to humblebrag, but I see new Merc Maybachs almost every day in Shanghai.

I hear you. That thing has been jpeg’ed HARD, multiple times.

The classic “Hi-Way Hi-Fi.”

Lark’s Tongue In Aspic for me, please.

“Chevy got got GM to reposition”

Got an extra “got,” my friend?

Supra is just an up-market Celica.

Subaru BRZ with a v6 turbo. Period.

Humblebrag much, brah?

I’m gonna say it, shooting out a big load is pretty much the entire point of the whole thing. The rest is just foreplay of some type or another.

I had a roommate’s boyfriend “move in” like that. I was OK with it until he started to (repeatedly) use my bath towel and turn up the TV volume when I was trying to listen to music. I tried to kick him out one day and it came down to punching. It didn’t go well for me, he was super-quick. Asshole actually made me say…

DST is stupid. China is roughly the same size as ConUS and functions just fine without it, maybe even better.

“it’s a luxury brand that’s built for doing one of the most un-luxurious tasks in the automotive world—slogging through the mud.”

I think China’s “Roewe” marque would BLOW YOUR MIND!

Buying this would be the “best ever” slap-in-the-face to that annoying Jeep Bro you see sometimes. LOL!

I think a more accurate reference is the film Heavy Metal.