I know “bog block” is a typo, but such a GLORIOUS typo!

Blue state coastal elites can never resist shitting on America’s heartland, can they?

The old Civic looks like a cool car. The new Civic just looks like a mess, as if a six-year old tried to draw an X-wing fighter with four wheels.

I bet there were plenty of great comments hidden in the gray zone, but no one saw them. Just sayin’.

...and he didn’t even wait for the cement to harden!

Cloud Atlas was really smart and V for Vendetta didn’t suck.

Maybe Frooont is better. Just sayin’.

Am I the only person in the world who doesn’t like convertibles?
Chopping the top compromises the integrity of the car just so people can say “LOOK AT ME!”

I don’t need that. Am I crazy????

My hot take: ProbeFieroAccordMR2

Good news. But this is still the world that saw Dark Matter cancelled. My tears have turned to salt........

No, the joke is “transparent.” I get it. :-)

You have no soul. The Avalon is awesome. It’s the closest America will ever get to a Toyota Crown.

But then, I’m a guy who is still nostalgic for my mom’s old Cressida that my dad sold to a Toyota dealership tech when I was away at school.

In Soviet Russia the Crack Pipes you!

I agree. If Wankels had even one tenth as much design and engineering man-hours invested as reciprocating engines have enjoyed, they would be incredibly amazing now.

Andy Richter ‘members.

Maybe an $800 rust-bucket crapcan isn’t really a great bargain?

Sometimes you get what you pay for.

I have a really crazy idea! How about just put some cash in a coffee can and stick it in your cupboard? But that would be too radical, wouldn’t it?

I think it was about 30 years ago when I first saw in The Comic Journal, a wag quipped that “DC” is an abbreviation for “Dull Comics.”

Does it have Lucas electronics? The “prince of darkness” always earns a CP.

So ugly. One of the worst looking cars I’ve ever seen!