This.

Forester XTs are boss.

Audrey? “He” should buy a new name. Then worry about the car.

Car cultures are vastly different in other parts of the world. I’ve been living in Asia for over a decade. The stories I could tell....

A snood is basically a covering of some type. Generally used to describe a hair cover often worn by Orthodox Jewish women, similar to a hijab or babushka.

I graduated high school in or around 1987. Owning this car as a fat middle-aged man would *finally* make me the coolest Senior in the district. NP!!!

Is it just me, or does this look like a sexy version of the Saturn SC1?

Needs more stars.

T-Roc? How ‘bout J-ROCK!?

Sorry, I tipped it to 389-390 in favor of CP.

It’s the hard candy with white and colored stripes that tastes like peppermint and dust that really, really, old people like.

Not a scooter. It’s a mini-bike. An underbone, to be precise.

Scooters have small wheels.

I bet you’re a ton of fun at parties, aren’t you?

I want a VW Phideon just so people can confuse it with a Phaeton.

I would vote CP if there was a poll visible to vote in. I really want to like this car but that gigantic spoiler just looks... what’s the word? Oh yeah, it looks STUPID.

“’Now looking at Butttuggit County in Iowa… BIG WALMART MOM county. Lotta blue dog votes up for grabs there!’ Fuck that county. I hope it gets flooded.”

Drew, you know how you get more Trump? Writing hateful shit like this is how you get more Trump. Eight years, guaranteed. And then Ivanka will be the first woman…

The car itself doesn’t seem bad but I don’t want to have anything to do with someone who is running those awful wheels instead of the sweet 5 spokes, so CP just for that.

Did Kinja do something with the poll? I don’t see anywhere to vote.

The phrase “dog’s breakfast” immediately came to my mind when I saw the driver’s floor mats.

Was pleased to see that you also found fit to use the expression in your writing here, even if applied to a different aspect of this vehicle.

This needs more stars.