Sometime I wish there were more ways to say, “Umm, NOOO!”

Crossover.

I want a shooting brake, 1.8L shtinkpottenmotor, die SuperSchtrippen basic, 3 wheel drive, targa, with the aero bits but no chrome or gold-plate (anodized aluminum).

Pontiac SUX-9000.

That grille, actually the entire car, reminds me of a Pontiac Grand Am. Gran Sport, Grand Am... hmmm?

CP.

I’ll eat Taco Bell any day but don’t think I could ever enjoy whatever “that” is between your legs that isn’t really a real thing that people some people might eat if they got stupid drunk enough. And - by the way - I love to lick a real pussy.

So, eff you. And your not really, real, real stuff that you might have an…

So close, but no cigar. CP.

(Do they make cigars in Brazil? I guess if they were any good I would have heard about it... hmmm.)

TPB always gets a star from me.

This was a tough call but I went with CP.

It’s cool, but not $7 grand cool. $6,250 and I might have gone the other way.

Why can’t you tolerate non-SJW libtard opinions, you commie snowflake cuck?

Well the car is named for vicious Muslim desert raiders. Should be a clue that the car might be engineered to wound or torture.

I don’t care for the jellybean styling, but it’s not the worst thing ever. I would daily drive it and cruise on weekends with the top down (weather permitting). The price is pretty close to eff-it money. I like the hot-wheels rims.

And back in the day my crowd called gentle contact “parking with braille.”

Ask her to “open the pod bay door.”

I tried Bizaardvark once because the name sounded cool. After 3 minutes I went back to re-watching episodes of Firefly for the thousandth time.

Hey now! Allana Akhtar is a profession writer so there is no need for an ability to communicate or even understand basic grammar. “And” and “or” are racist patriarchal constructs.

It’s like a French VW with all of the Nazi but none of the engineering. Want a VW Thing with cheese monkey quality????! I have just the car... so, do you have 7,500 US of A dollar bills????

Mr. Samir Kalaf, maybe you shouldn’t throw around terms like “white boy shit” if you don’t want to reveal yourself as a stone cold racist. And a bigot. And prejudiced. And ageist. And sexist.

The dude might be a total screw up but you don’t need to slander an entire generation of pale young males.

tl;dr

Nice price and twice on Sundays.

I had a friend with a car just like this. He offered to help me learn to use a stick shift in it. The first car I ever spun the back wheels on. Good times!

I had a friend who bought one new and he was the kind of guy who wanted to look cool but would never take it off-road. On road it was the biggest dog turd I’ve ever had to ride in. But this is eff it money so NP for a weekend mudder that may well kill you but will let you have fun doing it.