It looks nice and I’m sure it would be fun but not $17,999 worth of fun.

Repeat after me, “a project car in not worth the money you spent on it.”

How much for a used Ferrari FF? Nevermind. If we are playing around in this price range I will wait however long it takes to get the Ferrari instead. No one buying cars like this care about maintinance costs anyway. Amirite?

Because: JOWLS.

I think every working auto designer today has a big poster on their wall that says, “FORK center radiator grilles!”

Is The Freeze Frozone’s secret identity?

I would love, Love, LOVE a 7 replica but this one isn’t a triumph, more like DEFEAT.

I’m not really a fan of convertibles or Mercedes in general but honestly I’m not seeing much of anything not to like. Big trunk, classic American bumpers, German quality... NP!

The first rule of R/C aircraft is: if you want to fly, you are going to crash. The good part is you can always say, “Any landing you can walk away from....”

I remember the first time my dad and I really augered one in, a fellow club member surveyed the wreckage and commented, “parts is parts.” We all had a good laugh.…

Ok, this is basically the same price as the V12 Jag yesterday. So CP. If you gotta have an early 80's econobox drop-top search out a convertible Mopar K-car. At least those were engineered by the factory, for heaven’s sake!

How about habeas corpus? Or the first amendment, in any situation that you disagree with anything someone says?

Yeah, I have you figured out: left-wing fascist.

And, by the way, it is called the statute of limitationS, idiot.

2017 is calling - are Isaac Asimov or Philip K. Dick available?

I may be in the minority but I’ve always thought this is the prettiest Jaguar they ever made.

That is no Lexus. It is a Toyota, as would be logical, before the lords of marketing determined that stupid Americans would be unwilling to dump stupid money on a luxury car that didn’t come with a stupid name.

Local Japanese, on the other hand, went in a different direction to take stupid to a new level.

I think all of the hominids should level up at least 2 rankings. And honestly, bonobos are pretty much just small horny chimpanzees. Don’t know if they need separate rankings as I’m sure either variety could destroy any unarmed human with equal dexterity.

I think there was a mistake, this was supposed to be published on Jezebel. Right? Yeah.

TL;DR?
SJW. Call a whaaa-mbulance. Snowflake. Feminist. Whine whine whine, with some wine - no, actually Xanax for this one.

That was what I noticed right off. It looks like her shrapnel shredded his “air brakes”.

Hardcore.

MC 900 for the win! If it were up to me this would be #COTD.

That photo looks like the Avengers have a robotic goatse. (For the love of G-d DO NOT Google “goatse”!)

1 question: Why is it so ugly? Especially the back end. I mean, jowls in the rear? Come on!

“How dare someone make money selling this car!” said the car-selling company.

Can I just say that convertibles suck and are only suitable for teenage girls or really desperate attention-seeking douchebags?