I can’t find my Nelson Muntz gif but please just let me say, “Ha! Ha!”

Never liked him anyway so this is schadenfreudelicious.

That’s a lot of cash for a kinda-unusual old import. But it’s good enough, clean enough, and doggone it, I like this car.

Porkins scoring so low throws this whole ranking system into doubt.

I would buy this just so that if a time machine is ever invented, I could go back in time to show my 8 year-old self that someday he would grow up to be the coolest guy in the entire world.

I think I was about 9 years old when I got to go see Moonraker at the theater with a buddy. It was amazing! Roger Moore will always be THE James Bond for me.

I had a 78 Chevy Caprice, it is still one of my favorite cars. There is a lot to be said for a vinyl bench seat, RWD, and a carbureted V8. And it had an amazingly tight turning radius for a car of it’s size.

I remember the first time in a parking lot I was worried about trying to fit it into a spot but in no time at…

Drift baby! Get sideways. LOL! Looks like he got a pretty nice line on that turn.

I am a guy, and know that some ladies love beards. I’m not really a “beard guy” but I will endure growning one out for a nice gal.

Since I’m gray-zoned and no one will probably ever read this, I may as well share this story.

My very first time I didn’t go down but there was a fair bit of fingering prior to the main event, and I during a random nose scratch I accidentally got a whiff of what was going down there and it was TERRIBLE.

I was horrified…

TRUCK NO!

Domo-kun and Warehouse Kitten stickers earn it a NP.

This was kind of a toss-up but since it’s not really my real money I could justify clicking the NP button.

COOL CAR!

Yeah, the lottery is just a tax on people who are bad at math.

You nailed it - Kansas. As a child and young teen every year the family would drive from St. Louis to Colorado for summer vacation. I sat in the back of a 1980 Honda Civic with my younger sister. NO AIR CONDITIONING. (Dad was too cheap to splurge for such extravagance.) I can still feel the hot boredom and discomfort.

Sorry, I have an issue about buying a membership for the priveledge of shopping.

Hey! I sell stuff at the local flea market... gimme $50 cash up front and I will let you buy my stuff, and give you 2% off, as much as you want! Boo Ya.

Hmmm. I will say no more.

One thing I’ve learned as a citizen of the good ol’ US of A from living long-term in several foreign countries is that any racism and bigotry we deal with in America is nothing compared to what the rest of the world commits on a casual everyday basis.

The only difference is that the rest of the world is ashamed or…

Hmm, liberal nationwide Socialism has a downside? How surprising! Doesn’t the free medical care, free education, government subsidized food and goods, and mandated equality for everyone except the decision makers make everything perfect?

It’s almost like a Utopian communist paradise, only better!

“There is no female equivalent to ‘hot dad bod’”
I guess you’ve never done an internet search for “Sexy MILF”. Yes, it’s a thing.

Sheesh, only on Jezebel! You are truly a special snowflake. Bless your heart, honey.

“the Chicago Reader, one of the most storied alt-weeklies in America”

You forgot to make it sound like a politcal slur... shoulda been “alt-left”.

Just to be fair. Or balanced. Oooh, did I go too far?