did she crack your private key?

So happy and sad, all at the same time.

A wise man once said, "Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!"

I was born under the sign of Cancer (June 29). I had most of my left lung removed 2 years ago because of this disease. I'm a comedy writer by trade and even after all the crap I went through, I have to admit I laughed like hell at your post.

Mr. Norbs,

You really don't want to ask Loki to explain himself; he will, and THEN you will be sorry!

True, true. No arguing with that, my friend. Many's the time I've said to myself, as I pluck my favorite monacle from yet another unintended hiding place, usually under one of Mssr. Monet's lovely potted bunchberry leaves (the bunchberry being potted, not the leaf, though of course the leaf is of course sort-of…

me, i should

Mr. skt.smith,

While I always hesitate to disagree with this illustrious website and the icon of modern punditry, Mr. Stephen Colbert, I believe they are incorrect. Yo is brilliant, and exploiting a necessary market niche. It has, essentially, boiled down the most essential element to make money: you will never go broke…

Mr. loki13,

I understand he has promised not to steal any bikes in Russia, but I'm sure it's just a matter of time before he breaks that pact.

Maybe if we just gave him all the bikes in Austria, he would be appeased?

I think your comment might just be a glimpse at the future. Not the whole leather thing, but about your great grandpappy being "Loki10."

"Making metal is a dirty business, and we don't just mean in terms of getting your hands dirty."

You are a total ignoramus. As you can plainly see, we have high speed, satellite internet. Not only that but we don't have poisonous snakes or malaria so we're way better off than Uganda.

"Though we can't be sure, the video attached to the invitation all but reveals that Amazon will announce the 3D smartphone we've been hearing about forever."

"Did you ever dream of visiting the small town in Back to the Future?"

Mr. Sorokanich,

First, the NSA came for the furriners. And I said it was okay, because furriners smell funny and talk too close my face.