“Now before we go, this must be said. This would be almost every bit as much fun if it happened to the Knicks or Heat or Celtics or Warriors. This would also be almost every bit as much fun if it happened to a hockey team or a football team or a soccer team or a baseball team or an Olympic committee we all know about.”
So long as the cog goes “PING.”
“Hey howdy welcome to Monday. Time to stop playing around and get back to work, again.”
Oh, my dancing .... it tends to be more ....
Of course I have a point!
“This week has been a forever and a half of waiting and chock full of fail.”
See, the problem with the caption in that image is, “Do you know what it feels like ...”
“Hopefully we will get through to Friday without anything taking too much of a sinister turn.”
“There are no more superheroes, Loki. Maybe there never were.”
This is my weekly hate read.
“All of these suppositions carry with them just enough truth to be stupid, and just enough falsehoods to be irrelevant. In other words, a perfect story for
our times. Deadspin’s usual NBA writers.”
“We are smack in the middle of the week and near-enough the middle of May, and soon enough it’ll be the - *gasp!* - middle of the year?!”
Flattery will get you everywhere, k2b.
“Stop by and let us know what you’re thinkin’.”
“You truly shine when you are at your cruelest.”
There is no such thing as hyperbole when served a sub-par drink.
Hell is other people; “Hot enough for ya?”
“My, how time flies when you’re out in the wild world.”