Yeah, I don’t get that. What cretin would leave a $3 tip on a $100 tab????

A few nights ago, I was out with some people. I left a decent (not outrageous IMO, but good) $50 tip on ~$190 bill. The service was truly outstanding.

As a fellow youth, I agree with your denunciation!

“If Boris Johnson can finally execute on Brexit, then teams in the Premier League would have £350m a week more to spend on transfers.”

“ Shame on Berkeley for denying men their manholes—holes which were historically dug and crawled in by men.”

No Cheetos.

“Don’t put it with ice cream, for instance”

My weekly dose of pain.

“Now before we go, this must be said. This would be almost every bit as much fun if it happened to the Knicks or Heat or Celtics or Warriors. This would also be almost every bit as much fun if it happened to a hockey team or a football team or a soccer team or a baseball team or an Olympic committee we all know about.”

This is my weekly hate read.

“All of these suppositions carry with them just enough truth to be stupid, and just enough falsehoods to be irrelevant. In other words, a perfect story for our times. Deadspin’s usual NBA writers.”

“Here are suggested questions from myself and brewery staff to get you started.”

“I’m no mindreader, but my hunch is the spiciness of the food you’ve been served does have to do with you being white and your friend being Asian.”

1. Best value pick: Twix, round 4.

The first three toppings in this draft are ....

Two points-

“I LOVE ketchup, and I’m also a ranch fan.”

Counterpoint:

From: Canton Boxing Gym

“If you spend any time organizing in a union or a left movement, you have probably met a Bernie Sanders and think he sucks.”