Maybe it isn't the listening algorithm, and just that you don't talk enough about your penis in the presence of your phone. You should start doing so in normal conversatiosn for a week or two. Bring up your penis size in every conversation, and then report back if the ads change.

God wasn't being generous when he created hotel rooms. It was a clever ploy to get us to read His book.

If God had meant us to go Camping, He wouldn't have created Hotel Rooms.

Mr. spcagigas,

Doesn't everyone from Canada live like it's '86?

In Mother Russia, milk spoils YOU.

If only there was some way to filter out the annoying hiss in your post...

I blame it on the pa pa pa pa pa pa palcohol

If data visualizations are outlawed, only outlaws will have data visualizations.

^ "Sent from my iPhone at Starbucks"

That's awesome, glad some people actually have some balls to do this type of thing. I can barely resist to eat Chick-fil-a despite their views. Not sure why anyone cares what others chose to do. Not gonna make you gay to allow gays in society.

The Goal Line stops Vikings pretty well already.

Thanks to the magic of Transformers: This time we have dinosaurs he also added Dinosaurs and Trees to the list of things that blow up when hit by guns.

I have to agree with His Most Terrible Majesty. Add Lekman boxes and you have the perfect storage solution for heads, skulls, and other mementos of those fools that dared oppose you.

When the "dumpenproletariat" revolts and can no longer abide the bidets of the rich and their exclusionary excretory clubs then we shall see who gets flushed and who comes out on top!

Whatever that was, it was well-done!