One time, I was arrested for drunk driving in the execrable jurisdiction of Alabama. The magistrate, drunk on his own power, ordered me to "Never purchase or imbibe another alcoholic beverage in this august state." Pursuant to the majesty of the court, I burned down every distillery and brewery in the state, and took…

I preferred the part of the interview when Mr. Page guaranteed that in six months, there would be absolutely no hate from Apple toward Android.

"What’s the Point of a Dagger Clearly Designed for Killing?"

I would like a McMammoth, two all mammoth patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.

I saw the title of the article. The way the line break fell, all I can think about is Vanilla Ice. Now I am afeared for my life, and worried that Rob Van Winle will hunt me down with the crazy eyes and a baseball bat, shouting, "I didn't steal the bass line, my bass line goes duh duh duh DUH da-duh duh!"

In the fall of that year the rains fell as usual and washed the leaves of the dust and dripped from the leaves onto the ground. The shuttles drove through the rainy streets and took the people to meetings, then later brought them back, their tires spraying the mist into the air. Many days Nick Adams stood for a long…

I will not trade in BitCoins until bakers collect large numbers of Bitboins, tranche them into the risky and less risky segments, and sell me the AAA parts of the tranche as being completely unrisky yet profitable as we all know through the powers of maths and historical studies that the total value of bitcoins will…

Idris Elba. Also, racism.

Mr. Tarukai,

Mr. allinthefamily,

Based on my recollection of prior arrests, I can state the following:

This is disastrous news! Where will I purchase warranties on my USB cables?

I will now illustrate why the original article was totally off base using the powers of logic:

Mr. Everybody,

Mr. Everybody,

Mr. Everybody,

The sword. Only the light saber promises equal hippy carnage, but without the same satisfying bloodlust.

I heard from sources deep inside the coral reefs that they got the herpes from a toilet stall in a public restroom. No big deal. Happened to guys at my high school all the time.

I'm not sure about the import of this article. First, we stopped throwing them on the fire at least fifteen years ago.

The other day I purchased this t-shirt. I then walked down to the local archery range for a nice walkabout. Not sure what the relevance of this story is.