I think this post is misguided, as logic has shown us that we will never run out oil or gas. I have repeatedly demonstrated this with my own motor vehicle.

I believe that Apple [no comma] Inc. is just using their magical and revolutionary InvisiGlass(tm) in a test run in their stores. Instead of viewing this as a hazard to birds, old women, and comely lasses in 1980s slasher movies, we should instead view this as a major victory for worker safety conditions.

Excellent news! Was Mr. Cameron able to recover the Heart of the Ocean?

I use Android 1.5 as an ironic and hip commentary on my personal preferences, my distaste for modernity, my suitability as breeding stock, and my knowing ability to both upgrade but my retro desires for a simpler time.

This article has me completely baffled. Why would Apple [no comma] Inc. release a new phone so soon after the stunning success of their new 9.7" iPhone 5?

"The [] 13 isn't as beefy as the 15 and 17"

I think that this article misses the most basic point- that Google is a corporation, and as such, it is nothing more or less than a person seeking to maximize profits for his shareholders.

Mr. MattWhite924,

I am pleased that Apple [no comma] Inc. stuck to their guns and banned this app that clearly appeals to the prurient interests of the deviant geometry fetishists. I look forward to Apple banning teddy bear apps and various muppet games in order to stick to those depraved furries out there.

I think the root of the problem goes back to an original conversation held in the googolplex. Apparently, when the fine people behind Android were contemplating what was to be done with the legions of software developers that would be needed to code apps for their ecosystem, a plant from Apple (probably a fern) strode…

Mr. DRCAM,

Look for the Bayer necessities

It is gratifying to see that Apple has finally listened to the consumer and will be releasing the iPhone 5 with an upsized screen. I do think that those extra buttons on the bottom take away from Mr. Ives' previously impeccable design.

Clearly, the giant metal worms are tunneling beneath London in order to excrete metal spice. If you look closely at the last photograph, you can see a tiny metal Kyle MacLachlan riding one to his real roots reggae band.

Allow me to use logic to illuminate this article.

I think that this article mischaracterizes the import of this litigation. In fact, this is an example of why patents are the engine of commerce and social utility, and need protection. Despite the unfortunate use of the inflammatory term "troll" an astute reader will note that Varia Holdings is a corporation, no more…

Mr. ramcewan,

As my magic 8-ball says (outlook cloudy) that today I support Android, I must take issue with the vicious lies in this articles and the rampant Apple [no comma] Inc. fanboyism.