Insider sources tell me that when she was approached by the prosecutor, she asked to speak the manager.

EEE-2

#BestFumigatorsInBaseball

Unfortunately, they will not be at Atlanta, but at some Cobb County country club that incorporated as a suburb.

He’s going to get plunked in batting practice tomorrow.

I’m pretty sure the unwritten rules will show that that was not a bat flip.

Oh so apparently this whole time the St Louis Cardinals Doing It The Right Way™ took offense at bat flips because they weren’t extreme enough.

Why are so many black men drunk, stoned, coked-up and on lean?

Why are so many police officers so afraid?
If they are so afraid, why do they continue being police officers?

I’m not so sure. We had an open bar, top shelf, at our wedding reception. We paid for 80 people for 4 hours.

As long as the bar is putting the onus on itself to watch for over-consumption, then I’m all for this. Give me an hour and let’s fucking party

Or, How a business owner went $750 million dollars in debt in the first 2 hours of business

China: [fires Rockets]

Trump U...Rich Dad Poor Dad... Goop conference...NEXT!

The union should really be fighting for better looking Chevys.

Safety third!

Perhaps naively, I assumed arcades in Japan would be awesome since the UK has no more. But they all just reminded me of the last days of UK arcades. And while I like the machine models Japan uses for their cabinets, when seeing them en masse it becomes a tad soulless. I get that it’s to save space/ money but I love my…

For at least four generations, (from pre 1900s) my family has kept salted butter on the kitchen counter, in an air-tight butter dish, at room temp. I know from my own experience, that it will last without any spoilage for at least 30 days. But if it is around that long, you’re not using enough butter.

I’m in Minnesota and the other day I was softening the butter we keep on our counter on a knife blade over the stove burner like it was hash, so I’m feeling pretty comfortable about leaving it out.

Also in no need of refrigeration: peanut butter.