I’m just waiting for the day when his smug most likely rapist arse is nabbed by the first bobby he passes leaving the Embassy.

Wait, I can only charge my iPhone X 48 times? I was honestly expecting way more

That one station every 75 miles doesn’t mean much if it only has two outlets and there’s 16 hours worth of charging queued up in front of you when you coast in on e-fumes.

Why are you saying “the West” when you clearly mean the US?

Below Uber? Really?

Sergio’s been seen wearing his best black sweaters.

When my dad settled on his favorite public golf course, he quickly learned to put money into a local biopharma whenever he saw the CEO on the links, particularly during the week (Friday afternoons), as the guy would only have the time and be in the mood to play when things were going well, and only take off from work…

In their defense, they need the cargo capacity and heavy duty chassis to handle all of the dropped Pepperidge farm goldfish. That shit gets heavy.

Don’t worry, the leader of North Korea is far more stable and intelligent than the president (sobs uncontrollably). He knows Trump is just trying to gode him into giving the US an excuse for war.

Neutral: “BECAUSE MY SUV NEEDS TO BE SAFE WITH A LIFT AND AWD FOR THE ONE SNOWFALL WE GET A YEAR AND IT ALSO NEEDS TO HAVE THE MAX 115651.5 CUBIC INCHES OF STORAGE IN CASE WE NEED TO MOVE FRIENDS WHILE ALSO HAVING SEATING FOR 9!!!!!!”

Now only if Australia existed.

So he works like 2 hours a day? Honestly, I’m okay with this, because I think the country is probably better off when he’s tweeting and not making decisions of real consequence.

tiny hands make it look yooge

‘Executive Time’ = whackin’ it

Throw a set of winter tires on, and it’d be a hoot.

Guardians will bring back the Zune next.

Can I ask a question?

And his trunk won’t be frozen shut either...dodged that bullet.

At least his wipers won’t stick to the windshield. #silverlining

I know a badger rental store that’s open all night. We’ve got this.