Coming soon to “I do Cars”

a 1.5L turbo-charged 3 cylinder engine? yikes. That engine is gonna be dead in 100k miles for sure. The turbo surely half-way there.

“Vehicles like the Rogue, which make automakers untold billions of dollars, allow them to build the sporty cars we like.”

Imagine you have $120k to blow on a car. And instead of buying a Range Rover, X7, Escalade, GLS or QX80 you say “yep, I’ll buy a tuna can on wheels”.

Finally saw one of these on the road last week. Damn, they’re even uglier in person.

Didn’t Elongated Muskrat recently admit that few Teslas will EVER get full self driving?

You can’t seize Cybertrucks... they are all broken down or rusted. 

Since when does a police department actually pay for a “community engagement” vehicle? Around me they’re all either cars seized from drug dealers or free surplus MRAPs.

Beavis or Butthead would be way better VPs than this couchfucker.

But they still take up room on the console where a shifter like this doesn’t even need to be. Put it on the dash like the dodges at least. I just hate console shifters in general though. I’d rather have a column shifter and more space for junk in the console 😄

I used to ride rear facing in a Volvo wagon when i was a kid. I have made it this far. 

Well, here’s that $30k Tesla they promised us years ago...

Each of the Big 3 is in a different position on Hybrids.

It’s funny, because GM was basically the first that started to hybrid-ize “normal” vehicles. Remember the hybrid Silverado, Tahoe and Malibu? Those things came out in like 2004, 20 fuckin’ years ago.

Or how about a Jeep Grand Wagoneer STARTING at $92,540?!?

All good advice, of course, but I don’t think either one of these two is mature enough for marriage, let alone taking on the commitment of a car loan. Pretty safe bet this marriage will be over before either of them makes a final payment on one of their vehicles. 

> adding everything I quickly could to get the price up, and it was literally $79k.

When I lived just outside Atlanta (Cobb County) there really was this ridiculous notion of social climbing and HAVING to keep up with the Jones. Or I guess you end up in Real Housewife purgatory? I knew women who made under $20/hour insist they had to have a Lexus SUV because otherwise the other moms would mock them.…

/s or no?  I hate the way we rename things to make it more palatable. 

My cousin bought 3 of these for his fleet, after reading lots of glowing reviews and seeing the unbeatable price he gave them a shot and loves em.