I’ll add wrists down and ankles down to the list. All pretty terrible choices, and not for the expected “but what about society” reasons. Tattoos that are exposed to sun constantly on the delicate skin on the wrists/hands, face/neck, ankles/feet tend to blur and fade like crazy. Doing something nearly permanent that…

Any tattoo can be removed with a belt sander.

Why do people have children?

All I see are high school dropout white kids who bought a cheap recording program, tattooed their face, and think they can make music while popping pills and drinking dirty sprite. I hope they all overdose like the morons they are.

I’ll bet there is not a single person living in the US of A that hasn’t had a Minnesota style pizza.

Better then me at 6o who can only identify with Biggie, Tupac, Ice T and Easy E. I am a relic who cannot understand how anyone can listen to someone who is so fucked up as to say

Or a real article about 2014 Juggalos?

*sigh* I look at them and I just want to give them a warm meal and a bath. And then call the police.

Weird, the guy with face tattoos makes ridiculously bad decisions.

This is the ideal intersection. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Big, black bouncer would be a baller move.

You know what you call eastern Washington? Western Idaho.

This is why sawed off shotguns were invented.

It’s the best movie about nothing. They just hangout and you can’t stop watching it. You’re like a fly on the wall. Also as someone who grew up in the 70's it’s the best movie about the 70's not made in the 70's. They get it right.

This is pretty savage, are you sure you’re the same kind of Indian?

 I call people like that “ladder-pullers”. They make space for themselves by grabbing out to any hand or leg up offered to them, and then they forget about the help they got and figure everybody who looks like them or is from the same place they’re from and is similarly disadvantaged the way they used to be who comes…

The tensile strength of his scrotum will decide that.

With him preferably still attached to it.

This is my job function. My actual job function is producing these kinds (not this one) of “humor” videos for internal events. You can offer something better, and can plead for something better...but in the end you are going to be hitting the reload button on jokes that weren’t that good from 2 years ago and the…

Neck tattoos are very tacky.