Yeah, but her emails.

The biggest problem with the emails is that not many staff can read Cyrillic as of yet

I see Marchionne is in merger talks with Harley-Davidson.

In some history books in 2150 it would read “The second cold war was started by a strange group of people that loved rusted Volkswagen Beetles and brown station wagons”

That’s my first thought.

Will VW gets its money back once their “dirty Diesel engines” are legalized ?

I don’t know, I like the term TruCoat better than PermaPlate. Rolls off the tongue a bit easier...

There is no excuse when something like this is so preventable...

I can’t wait to see what kind of plywood cover North Korea puts on a stolen Kia Sportage in response.

Some people have no value for human life, those people need to be placed in a facility that has no windows. Leave them their until they expire, society has no need for them.

This is why I hope my father never moves. I have a corner of his basement stacked with my stuff and I don’t want to go through it.

I like stuff, right up until I have to move. Then I hate every purchase decision I’ve ever made.

No, I have Ford Sync. If it doesn’t work for me most of the time, I can only imagine how it would work for someone hacking it.

You shouldn’t insult the perfectly fine people who like to suck cocks.

Not sure how the Coast Guard would’ve determined whether or not the submarine had cocaine before actually capturing it...

“We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessing of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity.”

Look, this is why we had drive-ins for fucks sake. You got there a little early and the kids came wearing their pajamas. You lined up at the concession building and let your kids run wild on the playground next to the parking lot. Then when the previews started you rounded up your spawn and put them in your station…

That is not a vehicle anymore. It is simply used up. What you have is a template, a 3D instruction manual of roughly how it was built, and what will go wrong over the course of a century, but it is not meant to move under its own power.

Yeah, the ping of the post is the best hockey sound. Especially because it either means “fucking hell” or “thank christ”.

Former registered Republican here. I bowed out of that party in 2012 when it was apparent that they hadn’t represented my interests in a good long time. I knew Donald Trump would be an embarrassment to the country and himself, but he’s just over the top with everything.

Mr. Trump, I have some news for you: you WON the…