My wife poops in the top tank and I poop in the bottom. We face each other while we do it. Very erotic and brings us closer together. We often kiss mid dump.

It’s like a guy walking in swinging his dick around, only he has a micropenis and hasn’t bathed in a month.

This should help. Kids love pictures!

Maybe if those kids got jobs they wouldn’t be so poor.

I, too, like to sport. I am hoping that Ashley will appreciate our sprotting and ungray us.

This is the best sprots articel I have ever read.

I’m really using this gif a lot today.

EMMA CARMICHAEL: I didn’t really believe we could sustain four full days of content. And yet...

Counterpoint: If the captain had just pulled over and asked for directions they probably would have avoided the iceberg altogether.

This is so practical. Of course men were in charge so it didn’t work out that way. Pretty sure they saw the iceberg and were like “THIS IS THE TITANIC WE DON’T NEED TO MOVE IT WILL GET OUT OF OUR WAY.”

Because the Joker would just be considered a regular guy in Florida.

DFSDFFJKLDFJKLFJKLDF YOU FUCK

Things that hit me like a truck in terms of emotions:

The five all have that vaguely thirty-ish Botoxed, fillered, veneered, extensioned, and rhinoplastied look.

I have a conspiracy that George is betrothed to Sasha.

“Was it hard to “do it”?” I whispered gently salivating into my children’s portioned French toast.

If it got your infant into such a state that she would need to go to the ER, I would expect it to make news.

I’m going to say yes-in that it’s a narcotic. And drinking to excess isn’t advisable while breastfeeding either. People drinking responsibly are able to control their milk supply/safety but if someone was binge drinking on a regular basis while breast feeding-it would also be considered abusive and wildly…

Ellie, how do you type with such short fingers?

Pete Carroll when asked for life advice: Pass